His Boring Jerk

His Boring Jerk desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would worship. This seems an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

His Boring Jerk often carried a teapot that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item chosen.

His Boring Jerk searched for a sword to rub on his belly. This seems an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

His Boring Jerk desperately searched for a bat that they liked to embrace. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Jerk always had with them a hat that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a different thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

His Boring Jerk desperately desired a cheese grater that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.