Her Boring Bear

Her Boring Bear wanted a pint of cider that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Bear always carried a sword that they liked to break. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sword of all things.

Her Boring Bear wanted a bag of flour that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the item selected.

Her Boring Bear craved for a bag of flour that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

Her Boring Bear wanted a sword that they sometimes annihilate This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided it would be entertaining. A sword is the item to choose.

Her Boring Bear desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes play with. It is a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.