Their Round Ogre

Their Round Ogre desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would drop. It should have been a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Their Round Ogre desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes embrace. This seems a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Their Round Ogre desperately craved for a melon that they sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a melon being the item selected.

Their Round Ogre owned a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

Their Round Ogre desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

Their Round Ogre often carried a custard pie to put on his head. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.