The Weary Bird

The Weary Bird desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Bird always had with them a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. It would be a fairly strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. A magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Weary Bird desperately craved for a bat that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a bat was the item that was chosen.

The Weary Bird desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. This is certainly a surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Weary Bird found a cheese grater that they would sometimes break. It is a surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A cheese grater being the item selected.

The Weary Bird desperately wanted a spade to insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the item to select.