The Purple Nerd

The Purple Nerd desperately desired a bag of flour to demolish. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Purple Nerd always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Nerd desired a rubber johnny that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Purple Nerd desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Purple Nerd desperately looked for a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Nerd owned a computer that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.