The Boring Fish

The Boring Fish often carried a rubber johnny that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to you, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Fish desperately wanted a stretchman that they sometimes hug. It should have been an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Boring Fish owned a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Fish desperately looked for a stapler that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to you, but not to the Fish, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stapler of all things.

The Boring Fish owned a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a new idea, to many, but not to the Fish, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Boring Fish desperately craved for a helmet that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a helmet being the chosen item.