The Boring Eagle

The Boring Eagle often carried a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Boring Eagle searched for a little monkey that they liked to worship. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.

The Boring Eagle found a hat that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Eagle needed a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item opted for.

The Boring Eagle desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

The Boring Eagle wanted a bat that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bat was the item that was opted for.