The Eccentric Queen

The Eccentric Queen desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Eccentric Queen desired a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Queen, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Queen desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Queen desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Queen, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Queen always kept a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Queen desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Queen, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.