Boring Hedgehog

Boring Hedgehog wanted a sack of potatoes to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

Boring Hedgehog wanted a ball that they liked to throw. It might be a surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

Boring Hedgehog had a stretchman to demolish. It should have been a funny activity, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be exciting. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Boring Hedgehog often carried a stretchman that they would often play with. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

Boring Hedgehog carried a set of lego that they liked to put on his head. It should be a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.

Boring Hedgehog always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea is exciting. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.