My Famous Scammer

My Famous Scammer needed a wig that they sometimes drop. It was an extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

My Famous Scammer desperately searched for a computer that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer of all things.

My Famous Scammer often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd thought, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

My Famous Scammer desperately craved for a radiator that they would sometimes share. It was a strange action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen item.

My Famous Scammer desperately searched for a bottle of wine to sleep with. It would have been a curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

My Famous Scammer looked for a tomato that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.