My Brainy Woodpecker

My Brainy Woodpecker often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who feels it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

My Brainy Woodpecker needed a ball that they would sometimes experiment on. It might have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Strangely, a ball having that done to it

My Brainy Woodpecker had a teapot that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a teapot is the item to choose.

My Brainy Woodpecker desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

My Brainy Woodpecker carried a big sponge that they sometimes annihilate It might be a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the item selected.

My Brainy Woodpecker always had with them a crown to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing to opt for.