A Beautiful Baboon

A Beautiful Baboon often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Baboon craved for a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. This seems an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was amazing. A bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Baboon always had with them a bag of poop that they would throw. This could be considered a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

A Beautiful Baboon looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.

A Beautiful Baboon always had with them a pint of beer that they would insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Beautiful Baboon desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to you, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it was awe-inspring. A custard pie would be the item that was opted for.