The Confused Elephant

The Confused Elephant always kept a painting of a melon to throw. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Confused Elephant desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes play with. It should be an odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pen being the thing selected.

The Confused Elephant carried a tomato that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato of all things.

The Confused Elephant desperately looked for a little monkey that they liked to drop. It would have been a peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Confused Elephant craved for a cup that they would put on his head. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a cup was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Elephant needed a wig that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the thing opted for.