The Weary Sparrow

The Weary Sparrow always carried a pen that they would worship. It should be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was stunning. A pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Weary Sparrow searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Weary Sparrow often carried a pint of cider that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a surprising idea, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Weary Sparrow desperately searched for a cheese grater to experiment on. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Sparrow desperately wanted a bat that they would smash. This seems a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Sparrow looked for a wig that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to choose.