A Foolish Elf

A Foolish Elf looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

A Foolish Elf needed a piece of paper that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

A Foolish Elf often carried a can of Tango that they would often annihilate It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Elf always kept a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

A Foolish Elf desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

A Foolish Elf desperately needed a pen to hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. A pen being the chosen item.