The Naughty Scammer

The Naughty Scammer always had with them a radiator that they would smash. It should have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Scammer owned a crown to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a crown being the thing selected.

The Naughty Scammer carried a sword that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item chosen.

The Naughty Scammer always had with them a wig to sleep with. It might be an unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Scammer carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Naughty Scammer often carried a custard pie that they would often demolish. This seems to be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.