Her Nervous Ogre

Her Nervous Ogre always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Her Nervous Ogre always carried a ball that they would play with. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a ball was the item that was selected.

Her Nervous Ogre desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is simply life. A teapot being the thing opted for.

Her Nervous Ogre wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Nervous Ogre carried a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It was an original action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Her Nervous Ogre desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.