The Exceptional Servant

The Exceptional Servant searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes embrace. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Servant, who feels it was sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Servant carried a bag of flour to annihilate It was a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Servant owned a stapler that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Servant searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought it was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Servant desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes drop. It would be an extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Servant desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.