His Big Bird

His Big Bird desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

His Big Bird carried a pint of cider to embrace. It should be a weird suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

His Big Bird wanted a bat to put on his head. This could be considered a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was selected.

His Big Bird desired a cup that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

His Big Bird desperately searched for a set of lego that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a set of lego of all things.

His Big Bird desperately craved for a bag of poop to sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to select.