My Depressed Troll

My Depressed Troll searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

My Depressed Troll desperately looked for a CD player that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

My Depressed Troll looked for a little monkey that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

My Depressed Troll always kept a cheese grater that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Troll, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

My Depressed Troll found a tomato that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Troll needed a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. It is a fairly new action, to everybody you know, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.