The Beautiful Knight

The Beautiful Knight desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often eat. It should have been a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who thinks it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Beautiful Knight found a bag of poop that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Knight always kept a melon that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Knight needed a bottle of beer that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Beautiful Knight carried a hat that they would share. This might appear to be a surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Knight looked for a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a curious idea, to my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.