The Blue Ogre

The Blue Ogre always had with them a set square to sit and look at. It would be a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Blue Ogre carried a stretchman that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

The Blue Ogre desired a set square that they liked to throw. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a set square being the chosen item.

The Blue Ogre always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Blue Ogre desperately desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be an astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Blue Ogre desperately desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.