His Cute Ogre

His Cute Ogre wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

His Cute Ogre desperately desired a set square to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. A set square being the thing opted for.

His Cute Ogre often carried a pint of beer to drop. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

His Cute Ogre always carried a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a funny action, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

His Cute Ogre owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

His Cute Ogre always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.