The Exceptional Scammer

The Exceptional Scammer always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes throw. It might be a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Scammer wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Scammer wanted a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Exceptional Scammer desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Scammer wanted a toilet brush that they would worship. It should have been a peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Scammer needed a rubber chicken that they would insert somewhere. It is a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.