The Eccentric Viper

The Eccentric Viper always kept a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of coke of all things.

The Eccentric Viper desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Viper often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. It should be an original exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Viper craved for a spade that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Viper desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Eccentric Viper owned a stretchman that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.