His Eccentric Servant

His Eccentric Servant often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

His Eccentric Servant desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon of all things.

His Eccentric Servant always carried a helmet that they would occasionally drop. It should be a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.

His Eccentric Servant desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Servant had a helmet that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly unusual thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the item to select.

His Eccentric Servant looked for a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was selected.