A Foolish Troll

A Foolish Troll desperately desired a pint of cider that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Foolish Troll wanted a little monkey that they liked to break. This might appear to be a surprising action, to you, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

A Foolish Troll craved for a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my children, but not to the Troll, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

A Foolish Troll searched for a block of cheese that they would drop. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

A Foolish Troll craved for a helmet that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

A Foolish Troll often carried a melon that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was opted for.