My Boring Viper

My Boring Viper searched for a stretchman that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. A stretchman is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Viper had a big sponge that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was opted for.

My Boring Viper always kept a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

My Boring Viper desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

My Boring Viper desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

My Boring Viper craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.