The Fat Poodle

The Fat Poodle needed a teapot that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Poodle wanted a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a new activity, to most, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Fat Poodle searched for a rubber johnny that they would play with. It is a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Poodle desperately craved for a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

The Fat Poodle craved for a bat that they liked to drop. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a bat was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Poodle desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.