My Crazy Elephant

My Crazy Elephant desired a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

My Crazy Elephant searched for a pen that they would break. One might consider this to be an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing to choose.

My Crazy Elephant desperately craved for a teapot that they would often break. It would be a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.

My Crazy Elephant craved for a can of coke that they sometimes smash. It would be a somewhat surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Elephant always carried a melon that they would worship. It is considered to be an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Crazy Elephant desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who felt it was stunning. A bottle of beer is the item to choose.