Their Lovely Woodpecker

Their Lovely Woodpecker always carried a pencil sharpener that they would throw. It would be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Their Lovely Woodpecker desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Their Lovely Woodpecker desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Their Lovely Woodpecker always kept a sword that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Woodpecker wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes annihilate This is certainly a different operation, to me, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

Their Lovely Woodpecker often carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.