A Confused Alien

A Confused Alien always had with them a cucumber that they sometimes break. It might be a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

A Confused Alien carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

A Confused Alien often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. It is considered to be a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

A Confused Alien desperately searched for a set square that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

A Confused Alien desperately craved for a bat to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Alien wanted a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was selected.