The Bewildered Cat

The Bewildered Cat desired a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Bewildered Cat desperately craved for a spade that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a spade having that done to it

The Bewildered Cat carried a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly different idea, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat desperately looked for a computer to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Cat needed a rubber chicken that they liked to smash. It would have been an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.