The Bum Loving Elephant

The Bum Loving Elephant craved for a cup that they would demolish. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Elephant searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the Elephant, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Elephant always kept a bag of poop that they would often smash. It would have been a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Elephant desperately craved for a stapler that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Elephant looked for a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elephant, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Elephant found a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. It was a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.