My Confused Baboon

My Confused Baboon found a radiator that they liked to sleep with. It is a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a radiator was the chosen thing.

My Confused Baboon found a sword to eat. This is certainly an exciting activity, to you, but not to the Baboon, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. A sword would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Baboon desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.

My Confused Baboon desperately looked for a CD player that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

My Confused Baboon needed a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused Baboon always carried a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.