This is so funny - and yet so sad!

You made an obvious effort to create an interesting post (the effort is seen in the details).

Yet, you get no comments, no discussion or appreciation in words, just in beers and tokens.

Not what I would claim satisfies the need for human interaction.
so
here goes:

Thanks for an amusing and well set out post. I enjoyed it, Hmm, maybe some anorexic girls would love them?