Movies that Make you Want to Fling Your Faeces at the Screen - A Top 3 Contest Entry
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Lol. I saw Twilight for exactly the same reasons. I never pulled anything of in return to the level of Frankie Boyle though!
Thankfully that's the only one on this list I've seen! :0)
It really is a dogshit of a movie... but my girlfriend at the time was just like that guy in the Parks and Wrecks clip.
Obsessed lol
Frankie Boyle is a legend. I feel like when I get going I can write some decent critical comedy... but ohhh to have frankie's wit and ball busting offensive clout with his comedy. My Ex who I took to see him tried to walk out twice she was so offended.... and I was like.... no I have sat through twilight 3 times with you.
She was a bit mad tbh, took life much too seriously!
My, my that's quite the phrase there. Though I shouldn't have expected any less from such a wordsmith. I will gladly give you Harry and the Hendersons and Twilight, but I will fight you on Legend. Ok, ok, the plot might have been a little ridiculous, and I could have done without the final romantic montage. But Tim Curry as the Lord of Darkness? Come on. That get up was the stuff of nightmares as a child, but my sisters and I still loved watching it. So much so that @dksart even made me a special piece of art with us as the star characters...
Well, you are entitled to your opinion, even if it is wrong. The dpoll will be the true test, so good luck with your crappy choices! 😂
Hey @plantstoplanks
You're soooooo wrong about Legend. Yes, Tim Curry was good... but he was the only good thing in that movie. Plus he scared me about as much as my next door neighbor when he's gardening and his pants start falling down. Ohhhh the horror of the builders butt
Legend sucked as hard as Henry the hoover on acid 😉😛
Definitely twilight is the biggest stinker on my list though, I'll give you that.... Although I would say Legend is a close second.
I'm getting out my wooden spoon and as Bob Marley said it's time to...
😂😂😂
Hey, to be fair Legend came out when I was only three, so I probably saw it while I was still a wee little lass. Lots of things are scary when you are that young. I think I just have a thing for Tim Curry in general--I adore Rocky Horror and thought he was an excellent Pennywise, as well. I'm sure if I saw Legend for the first time as an adult I'd probably agree with you, but it is forever embedded in my childhood memories so you're not going to sway me to your side now. 😉
I'm still surprised no one has picked 50 Shades of BS, but there's time yet for a few last minute entries...
Ha ha, in the spirit of less of my tounge in cheek trolling of Legend... if I'd seen that movie when I was three I'd probably have liked it.... and been scared of the deamon lord!
P.s. Rocky Horror show is great. There is something we're 100% in agreement on! I went out with a girl called Hannah when I was 19 who was bisexual and she loved the rocky horror show... I guess because the planet transsexual where frankenfurter is from is a bisexuals paradise lol
She tried to get me to go see it in drag once, but that was where I drew the line 😂 Where I'm from in the late 90's I'd be in serious risk of having to fend off a gang of four or five morons in town walking around in drag. I'd have done it otherwise for a laugh. Maybe I should have done it anyway and just used the high heels to beat the hell out of any small minded idiots 😉
My inner child accepts your concession. ;)
Oh man, how fun would that have been? A few of my girlfriends humored me and went to a midnight showing of Rocky Horror when I turned 21. We had to talk the theater into letting in our one friend who was still underage because it was supposed to be a 21 and up show. I think they served alcohol, though none of us drank at the time. There were literally only 2 other people in the whole theater, so I think they just gave in to make a few dollars. A good memory for sure!
Ok.... I do not know why I sat through that first video you shared. That was painful. I don't remember seeing that movie but the unicorn horn kind of says something to me but not the rest. If I ever did watch it, I'm glad that I don't remember it.
The Bigfoot one was horrible and it's been watched in my household a few times because the kids liked it. They have forgotten all about it and I tend to keep it that way.
Twilight was in my post as well. I cannot express anymore than what I have said and what you have stated already on how its horrible. And ya no arguing with the fans.
Loved your post. It was definitely a fun read :D
i know right? I guess fantasy fans are spoiled these days with LOR and game of thrones and a few others that are pretty decent. But even back in the day there were good fantasy movies. Time Bandits was pretty cool, and even Willow didn't suck too bad.
Twilight... ha ha, don't get me started on a further rant 😉 I can't beleive I lost a girlfriend over that stupid movie... or well actually, it was probably Frankie Boyles fault 😆
I don't know about Time Bandits or Willow but there were definitely better fantasy movies.
Not sure about the girlfriend part but hey, it wasn't meant to be. Better sooner than later, especially when it comes to a die hard fan of Twilight. I say Blame Sparkle toes!
Legend and Harry & the Hendersons are both awesome classics.
Ha ha... well we'll have to agree to disagree or get into a 'you're wrong, and I'm right' movie showdown 😂
I hope you're at least not a twilight fan? @geekpowered 😉
No.
Tho the actress from that series is far less annoying in literally anything else.
Ha! I have to agree, Twilight was total ass. I'm big into horror movies but that was more prince charming trying to be an almost bad guy and they frign sparkled? Really? Ya, ass.
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I know how you feel about the Twilight obsessed freaks out there! Couldn't stand hearing about it so much that I never watched it, even though I felt like I knew everything about it! That Frankie Boyle skit is ridiculous haha!! Would rather see him than that steaming pile of Twish_te any day!
Thanks for entering the contest this month Rowan! Good luck with it, I think you might have a golden nugget there with Twilight haha
Yeah... twilight sucks the same big hairy bigfoot balls that I mentioned in the Harry and the Hendersons rant ;-)
Honestly you should watch the whole episode of Parks and Recreation that I put a clip up of in this post. The guy playing the Twilight fan is awesome. One of the funniest comedy character performances I've seen in a while.
"The twilight books... it's a beautifully told saga of vampires werewolves and romance."Says the 40 year old man called Kelly 😆
Definitely twilight is the biggest stinker in my list. Although I would say Legend is a close second.... which @plantstoplanks vehemently disagrees with!
I'm getting out my wooden spoon and as Bob Marley said it's time to...
Hahaha! Well at the risk of stirring more up, I know @justclickindiva would probably have a few things to say about your Twilight nomination 😃
You can stir the pot, I'll be munching on the popcorn!
Fitting lol!
Mnnnnnn Popcorn ;-)