Vegan Hot Dog
Hold, yes... hold...
How long should I hold that roll with the cold dog? It stinks. I try to keep my eyes wide open to look at the camera. If it takes longer my eyes start tearing.
Hot dog? There's nothing hot about that smelling piece of "meat". It's not even meat but vegan, something made out of soya, peas and some chemicals. I read that vegan food is bad for health and not good for the environment at all. I should have denied promoting this. It ain't delicious, it's disgusting. I can't take another bite.
Take 12!
Twelve? I'm out of here. Sorry guys, this ain't my food. Payment with a truckload of this isn't worth it. Still didn't finish those cans with tortellini and the 1000 jars of pickles. Am out of here. Eat it yourself!
I see a girl posing with a hotdog. Will she take a bite? I don't think so. It's for show.
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A very funny one. Pain in the jaw, eyes wide open for the perfect shot. Let's hope that hot dog doesn't smell.
It's not said she has your nose! LOL
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This made me laugh. I think this photo was intentionally created for your story. 😉
@wakeupkitty did you rig this contest?😅