A Horrifying, but Very Funny Beach Time Experience of a Friend

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A few years ago, I met an old friend and he told me of a very embarrassing and shameful experience that happened in his college days which kept us both laughing out loud for a few minutes till our stomachs hurt and we coughed happily.

He was having a good time on a beach resort with his hot girlfriend and her family. So there he was taking a leisurely dip in the water, the beach waters were calm and there was not much of a wave. Things were really looking great, the sun was up high and there were not too many people around in the water. It was still Friday after all.

After a while, he suddenly got the urge to go to the toilet. He was not sure of what he was thinking, it probably was the combination between "I've peed plenty in the water before" and "It's nearly a 5 minute walk to the toilet room and my stomach rumbling can't wait" when he decided that he would just drop it in the water. He thought, what could go wrong??? It would surely sink!

He swam away from everyone and answered the call of nature right there. To his surprise however, the solid fecal turds floated. These things don't float do they? He was pretty sure whenever he looked in the toilet bowl after doing it every day, that solid poop doesn't float.

Well he was not sure exactly what was happening, but he had just laid two buoyant torpedoes, quickly floating their way straight for the nearest beach goers. He immediately panicked and swam after them as fast as he could and quickly caught up with them. He grabbed each poop one in hand. It was the most disgusting thing he had ever done all his life!

And then he was struck with fear. He was within 5 meters near people and had two slippery poop turds to dispose of. He quickly thought to bury them under the sand. So he dove down and quickly pushed them deep into the sand, quickly scooping more sand over them.

He surfaced just in time to see his girlfriend swimming up to him. To his horror, the 2 poop turds suddenly escaped their sandy grave and floated to the surface once more.

His wide-eyed girlfriend looked at them, looked at him, looked at the floating poop again and loudly screamed.

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