Humorous Quips

Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.

The following quips are funny, and at the same time, there is truth in them. Maybe that is why they make us laugh – because we are able to see the humour, and relate to what’s being said. Sometimes, we find it funny because we are caught out, the quip took us by surprise.

I hope there will be at least a few in this collection that bring on a smile. Remember them and go make your friends laugh.

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Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. - Unknown

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain

I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. - Steve Landesberg

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you are on. - Unknown

My age does not bother me… it’s the side effects. - Unknown

I am easily satisfied with the very best. - Winston Churchill

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Unknown

Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

Expect nothing, live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. - Robert Quillen

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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