Humorous Quips

Life can be stressful and difficult. However, all problems will be resolved one way or another eventually. So, why brood, worry and be unhappy. It doesn’t solve anything. We will just be wasting our precious life away.

We have to be able to laugh no matter what life throws at us. Maintain a sunny disposition, and the lingering dark clouds will disperse. Sometimes, it can be a matter of perspective – how you look at a situation, and/or how you accept it.

Anyhow, here are some humorous quips. I hope they can bring on a smile, or a chuckle. May your days be filled with laughter.

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It’s a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Unfortunately, creative people are at their most creative when writing their autobiographies. - Steven Pinker

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

No one dances sober, unless he is insane. - Cicero

Sometimes, I drink water to surprise my liver. - Unknown

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

Think before you speak, unless it’s urgent. - Benny Bellamacina

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears. - Sigmund Freud

It is one of life's bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting. - Daniel Handler

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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