Humorous Quips

It’s a new week. What better way to start the week with a little humour.

There will always be ups and downs in life. That is why we need a sense of humour. A sense of humour will help us get over the rough patches. Where there is laughter, there is joy and happiness. Without laughter, life would be intolerable.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is that you’re stupid and you make bad decisions. - Unknown

If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work. - Ogden Nash

I have two problems with hard labour: hard and labour. - Jarod Kintz

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. - Laurence Peter

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old. - Mark Twain

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

You can find your way across this country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars. - Charles Kuralt

Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, which, to admire, we should not understand. - William Congreve

Most people do not consider dawn to be an attractive experience – unless they are still up. - Ellen Goodman

When you are well and truly screwed, either you just sit pissing yourself or you invent some reason to hope. - James A. Gardner

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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