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Source : Picture of Egg Biryani that I cooked a few days ago.
Serves 4.
Here's the recipe!
Ingredients :
- 3 tablespoon vegetable oil
- 4 red onions
- 2 tomatoes
- Small stick of cinnamon
- A few cardamoms and a few cloves
- Three tablespoons of yogurt
- 1 teaspoon Coriander powder
- 1/2 teaspoon red chillie power
- 1 teaspoon garam
- A pinch of turmeric powder
- 1 teaspoon Salt
- 3 large bell peppers
- 2 large carrots
- 8 boiled eggs
- 2 cups of rice
Procedure :
• Boil rice along with a small stick of cinnamon, a few cardamoms and a few cloves and a bit of salt. Make sure the rice feels special and pretty. 😊
• Saute chopped onions in heated oil till it turns a light golden-brown. Don't show mercy to those onions! This is what they get for making us cry!! 😡
• Add chopped tomatoes, along with yogurt. These two haven't done anything to us, but they must suffer nonetheless. Such is life! 😔
• Add turmeric powder, red chillie power, garam masala and let it all cook together on a low flame for about 10 minutes. Your pan should look like a seemingly happy family reunion, but with tensions brewing just under the surface. 🤨
• While this "masala" is cooking slowly, heat a little bit of oil in another pan and add sliced bell peppers and carrots, and sprinkle some salt on them. Cook till they soften a bit. They need to shed their egos before going into your Biryani. They think they're so cool with their "nutrition"! 🙄
• Your rice must have been cooked by now. Drain the water, but don't throw away the spices. They add a lovely aroma to the dish. So don't hurt their feelings! 🥺
• Take your happy happy little boiled eggs ☺️. Shell them gently, and then..... CUT THEM IN HALF!!! BETRAY THEM!! 😫 Red Wedding Style! (Only with no red and no wedding)
• Now all your stuff is cooked and you need to layer your Biryani. Start with a thin layer of your "family reunion masala", followed my a layer of rice, followed by a layer of veges, followed by a layer of masala and so on. (Just look at the picture) 😋
• And on the very top place your betrayed and heartbroken boiled eggs. Yolk side up, so the world can see their pain! 😟
• You might want to cover your pan and just leave it on a very low flame for about 5 minutes, so it gets nice and warm. And so your ingredients have time to process all the drama they just went through. 😮💨
• After that..... nothing! Just enjoy with your friends and family like a true villain! 🥰🥰🥰
LOL I had a good laugh about the 'no mercy about the onions' I think @wakeupkitty.pal will like this entry. Very creative! Now I envy you!
Thank you!
You should join @freewritehouse and the new #entertainment community. I can use a few extra laughs per day in between all those posts I read daily.
A low flame is all I have, the gas has a terrible quality. ☹️
Will do. Thank you!
You are welcome. 👋
To be very honest,l really enjoyed your dramatic stories, l feel like lt should not have an end.
Your story is highly creative and unique,I really appreciate it.
I wish you success in contest.
I am curious @dequeen to which stories you refer. You leave a strange comment 🤔
Thank you for your complement.