They tattled on him to tell the teacher, "Gavin lied, we don't tattle." They see Barbarian Alex Jones for example and they run away. They wait until Caveman Infowars Man is sleeping so they can throw a rock at his head. They run over to the mammoth and beg them to run their tusks into Alex, into Gavin, into anybody they don't like.

That's how the soy boys do it at CPAC.