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RE: [SEC S39 W2] - Wer ist dein Lieblingsbock? / Who is your favorite buck?

in Steem Oasis 🌴7 months ago

Please help me sir.

What do you need help with?

I need your help sir?

What do you want help with?

Your help sir.

What with?

Helping me?

How can I help you?

You can help me lots sir.

What with?

Delegation sir. Will you

Goodbye.

!!MUTE!!BLOCK!!

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Argh! Now I know your real face, sir…

Please sir, I have not been verified. I cannot live until you verify me. Please sir. I have not been outside for 4 days waiting. My children are starving. I must be validated before I can move again. Please sir. I beg this of you.

Don't worry boy! I bestow you with all the funds in your favourite "sf-charity".

BOY?!!!!!!

Very dangerous!
What if this begging guy is member of the black coloured people, an american and (the worse case) male. If you call one of them boy, you can kiss your ass to say goodbye.

Black AND/OR white?! Slipping situation!

Here in Hanau there was a lot of trouble and military police because of this very common American insult. Often white soldiers called black soldiers boy, whereupon the inventory of a bar was destroyed. I mentioned this problem out of a kind of reflex. It was just a friendly warning without any salacious elements. The raunchiness came straight from your own imagination.

It was just a friendly warning without any salacious elements.

Verstanden.
Späßchen auf Späßchen... 😇

Entschuldige bitte, Christiane. Ich dachte mich erklären zu müssen, damit nur ja keine politische Irritation an meiner tadellosen Haltung haften bleibt. Aber hier ist ja Spaßbude in der auch Norddeutsche anfangen, Kalauer zu reißen. Ich stand mal wieder auf dem Schlauch.

In my defense, I didn't have the historical pungency of 'this word' on my mind while calling him 'that'. But the way he's begging... I have no regrets. Also, his profile says he's an English guy through and through.

I'm sorry, who are you 'sir'? Friend of that buck lady @chriary. You have a history of leaving clever comments and then disappearing. I'd like you to spend more time in the Oasis and get yourself 'verified'.

I didn't have the historical pungency of 'this word' on my mind while calling him 'that'.

I know. If you have had no american soldiers in your town, you can't know this. However, not knowing does not protect anyone from sudden attacks.

But the way he's begging... I have no regrets.

Beggar is an old honourable profession, done by real artists in the handling of human nature. You should be blamed by treating such an artist bad. They have been the very first socialists in the world. Without any party. How impressing is this? And if you handle them with respect, you never need to pay for the gold and wine of a priest's church.

I'd like you to spend more time in the Oasis and get yourself 'verified'.

I wasn't invited to the oasis at all. That alone is tantamount to a lèse majesté - what the hell. I know the reason very well why they try to keep me out of this joking community. Those who burn STEEM naturally don't like intelligent contributions like you and me usually do. I am verified due eight years on Steem. If you have read all my publications you suddenly will be sure, I'm pretty oververified in all these communities of aliases.

My presence here among all these militant STEEM burners is solely due to the fact that I spy on what this buck lady is voting for in Steemworld. I've read that she is desperate because she has too many bucks on the pasture and the Steem today is just stupid for her. So I wanted to see where she is meeting intelligent people on blockchain now. This is the way I found the secret path to Oasis. And, if you want to know one of my secrets, I know that despite her participation in this blasphemous community, she reads articles very conscientiously. I use her as a scout in a bucket of real shit. With the high frequency of publications, you just can't read everything by yourself when you try to spend ten 100% votes every damned day on this damned blockchain. It makes damned 3650 articles a year. Far too much for an damned old boy.

I wasn't invited to the oasis at all. That alone is tantamount to a lèse majesté

Cool down! It would be an insult to majesty to question your intelligent contributions with such banalities.

This is the way I found the secret path to Oasis

And you are of course very welcome. The bureaucratic diversions via invitations is far too complicated anyway. Whoever comes, comes - these are usually the very best parties!

I use her as a scout in a bucket of real shit.

And so it's time to praise this hard work and let the bullshitters take the mickey themselves... 😎

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I'd like you to spend more time in the Oasis and get yourself 'verified'.

But how? The frog lives in a pont. There are no trees growing in it on which he can perform stunts... Oh no, oh no, I'm afraid @afrog needs to be fitted with my favourite tag: #verifiedreluctantly
He's a very nice frog. Had a cigarette with him once. Next to the pond of course, otherwise it would have gone out... 😎

No posts in #verifiedreluctantly yet!

Yours, veryniceverified frog.

Smoking is bad for you.

Oh... 🫢
Really?

I agree

Hmmm... let's give him a chance. What if something happens to him, don't want to take any blame.

#verifiedreluctantly

#verifiedreluctantly

My latest favourite hashtag... 🤪

We can propose this tag to @the-gorilla. I just saw people are asking him to keep an eye on them and they are dying for his 'affection.' 😆😆😆

I am grateful for the verification. #verifiedreluctantly is a tag the I will use with pride. Thanks you sirs 🙏 I can now start my journey on Steemi writing good contents and growing to become dolphin. Dolphin has been dream of mine since half way through this reply. I will fulfil my dream of dolphin.

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