His Ugly Monkey

His Ugly Monkey desperately desired a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a surprising activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a stretchman of all things.

His Ugly Monkey desired a wig to try to nail to the wall. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Monkey owned a stapler that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Monkey desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Monkey desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been a bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bat being the chosen thing.

His Ugly Monkey carried a sponge that they sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a sponge having that done to it