The Different Snake

The Different Snake desperately wanted a wig that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Snake wanted a chocolate bar to put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Snake, who thinks that this idea is amazing. A chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

The Different Snake searched for a custard pie that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Different Snake desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would embrace. It was a fairly curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen thing.

The Different Snake craved for a spade to throw. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Snake, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Snake desired a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Snake, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a custard pie is the item to choose.