Their Bewildered Nerd

Their Bewildered Nerd desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Their Bewildered Nerd desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

Their Bewildered Nerd owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. A sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Nerd often carried a wig that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a wig was the thing that was chosen.

Their Bewildered Nerd often carried a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

Their Bewildered Nerd carried a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.