His Purple Newt

His Purple Newt always had with them a rubber chicken to break. It should be an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

His Purple Newt had a bottle of coke that they would often drop. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Purple Newt desperately wanted a ball that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

His Purple Newt desperately craved for a radiator that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was opted for.

His Purple Newt often carried a custard pie that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

His Purple Newt desperately desired a radiator that they would embrace. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.