The Little Monkey

The Little Monkey owned a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

The Little Monkey wanted a toilet brush that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Little Monkey found a piece of paper that they would sometimes demolish. This seems a curious suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Little Monkey searched for a set square that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Little Monkey often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Little Monkey desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would often put down their trousers. It should have been a curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.